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Me: *Telling my brother about a quote tattoo my deaf friend has*
Brother: Is the quote in braille?
Me: No....He's deaf.
Brother: ...................................................
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...................................................Oh my god.
Brother: Is the quote in braille?
Me: No....He's deaf.
Brother: ...................................................
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...................................................Oh my god.
A sentimental (and cheesy) story
Last week I was staying in Birmingham, England, which is known for its huge market. I was going through the mall and the market, and I'm pretty broke at this point in my journey, so I'm only buying the essentials and a few commodities. So I found a stand that sold cheese and bread. I already had some food at my hostel, but this was cheap, and I needed some for the road anyways. So I bought about £6 worth of some DELICIOUS cheddar and sunflower bread (which is roughly $450), and brought it back home to my hostel and got ready to leave for Plymouth the next morning.
But the next morning, the kitchen was locked. All my food (4 rolls of sun
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Me: Why is the internet obsessed with Ponies all of a sudden? It can't be that good, especially when the internet hates everything
*watches first episode of MLP:FIM*
Me: eh...
*In the middle of episode 22*
Me: WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING THIS?!?!?!?!?!
Brother: ...what are you watching?
Me: ...my little pony...
Brother: ...
*1/2 hour later*
Brother: WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING THIS?!?!?!
Me: we need to stop. Right now.
Brother: Yes.
Me: ...
Brother: ....
Me: ...wanna watch another one?
Brother: YES.
What the F**** is TOO Nice?!?!
Me: *orders cake at restaurant while working there*
Her: Go eat your cake, I'll clean up
Me: No, I'll eat it later, it's too busy right now
Her: I can handle it, go eat your cake!
Me: No, that's fair, I don't wanna be lazy and make you work by yourself
Her: You know, you're too nice
Me: I'm sorry...
Her: ಠ_ಠ
Me: Screw you.
Her: That's better.
When it slowed down a little bit, I did eat the red velvet, don't worry. And it was amazing.
But seriously, what the hydrofrack does it mean to be TOO nice?! And I wasn't even being nice, that was just basic common courtesy. I've been called TOO nice by multiple people, and I don'
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